This
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              perfection.
            
          
            
              Your
            
          
            
              move,
            
          
            
              world
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Seat
            
          
            
              given
            
          
            
              away,
            
          
            
              rebooked
            
          
            
              on
            
          
            
              flight
            
          
            
              4
            
          
            
              hours
            
          
            
              later,
            
          
            
              unreal.
            
          
            
              Thanks
            
          
            
              SouthWest.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Pretty
            
          
            
              nice
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              stall
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              spacious.
            
          
            
              There
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              plenty
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              soap
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              paper
            
          
            
              towels.
            
          
            
              The
            
          
            
              floor
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              little
            
          
            
              wet
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Short
            
          
            
              stalls.
            
          
            
              Super
            
          
            
              funny
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              cute
            
          
            
              when
            
          
            
              you're
            
          
            
              alone.
            
          
            
              Just
            
          
            
              awkward
            
          
            
              during
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              post-movie
            
          
            
              rush.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              AKA-
            
          
            
              Reason
            
          
            
              I'm
            
          
            
              always
            
          
            
              late
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              morning
            
          
            
              #12.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              There's
            
          
            
              also
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              zipper
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              bedroom.
            
          
            
              Name
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              record!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              318.8,
            
          
            
              now
            
          
            
              closes
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              super
            
          
            
              heavy
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              push
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              makes
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              look
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              wimp
            
          
            
              if
            
          
            
              caught
            
          
            
              off
            
          
            
              guard
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    













