Orinda
            
          
            
              station...$3
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              park
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              ever
            
          
            
              increasing
            
          
            
              fares
            
          
            
              +
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              mentioned
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              station
            
          
            
              agent
            
          
            
              yesterday...cars
            
          
            
              less...
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Maybe
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              should
            
          
            
              hide
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              fact
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              still
            
          
            
              learning
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              bartend..
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              That's
            
          
            
              sad
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              Saturday.
            
          
            
              Hope
            
          
            
              his
            
          
            
              friends
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              just
            
          
            
              takin
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              really
            
          
            
              long
            
          
            
              bathroom
            
          
            
              trip
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              1-
            
          
            
              he
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              ballsy
            
          
            
              bird
            
          
            
              2-
            
          
            
              I'm
            
          
            
              pretty
            
          
            
              sure
            
          
            
              he
            
          
            
              ate
            
          
            
              more
            
          
            
              than
            
          
            
              his
            
          
            
              weight.
            
          
            
              3-
            
          
            
              he
            
          
            
              don't
            
          
            
              care
            
          
            
              how
            
          
            
              spicy
            
          
            
              they
            
          
            
              are!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Save
            
          
            
              money
            
          
            
              on
            
          
            
              bouncers.
            
          
            
              DIY
            
          
            
              jerk
            
          
            
              management!
            
          
        
        
        
      







