Because, hey, you're only 35 years old for a short amount of time. :-)

Liberace bracelet and earrings. Surely worth something. To someone. Somewhere.

High score for positive attitude. Downgrade, because I don't reciprocate its love. (Sorry, tomato. You give me heartburn.)

Even more offensively bright in person. #parrotheadsareweird

Going back to my roots. #gingerpride

*it was actually just some old lady*

If not for comfort or attractiveness, then what the heck is this look for?

No kidding. Upgrade for being a great view, though.

Really digging the color gradient.

#parents

Steamed vegetables for you.

Good enough for Mario Batali, I guess it's good enough for me. Just kidding, they're amazing!

So trashy and day-glo, I actually kinda like it...?

How can you write a biography for a 24 year old? Seems like it'd be a short book.

Awesome label!