Now
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              can
            
          
            
              check
            
          
            
              "being
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              member
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              congress"
            
          
            
              off
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              bucket
            
          
            
              list!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Might
            
          
            
              be
            
          
            
              asleep,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              tons
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              people
            
          
            
              can't
            
          
            
              sit
            
          
            
              on
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              train.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Will
            
          
            
              your
            
          
            
              audience
            
          
            
              remember
            
          
            
              tomorrow?
            
          
            
              Probably
            
          
            
              not,
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              ad
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              bar...
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              As
            
          
            
              always,
            
          
            
              classic.
            
          
            
              But
            
          
            
              season
            
          
            
              5
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              still
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              favorite
            
          
            
              because
            
          
            
              DJ
            
          
            
              finally
            
          
            
              breaks
            
          
            
              up
            
          
            
              with
            
          
            
              Steve.
            
          
            
              #allhedidwaseattheirfood
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              can't
            
          
            
              tell
            
          
            
              what's
            
          
            
              him
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              what's
            
          
            
              costume,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              hunch
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              both
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              creep-tastic.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Another
            
          
            
              too-crazy-to-be-true
            
          
            
              story
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              actually
            
          
            
              is,
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              fantastically
            
          
            
              entertaining
            
          
            
              music
            
          
            
              detective
            
          
            
              story.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    











