This
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              one
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              saddest
            
          
            
              things
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              have
            
          
            
              ever
            
          
            
              seen.
            
          
            
              Is
            
          
            
              bacon
            
          
            
              gone
            
          
            
              forever?
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Exclamation
            
          
            
              points
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              awesome.
            
          
            
              Baconsclamation
            
          
            
              points
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              awesomer.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              My
            
          
            
              friend
            
          
            
              Matt
            
          
            
              used
            
          
            
              bacon
            
          
            
              grease
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              start
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              campfire.
            
          
            
              Instant
            
          
            
              honorary
            
          
            
              Eagle
            
          
            
              Scout.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              You
            
          
            
              can
            
          
            
              pretty
            
          
            
              much
            
          
            
              put
            
          
            
              any
            
          
            
              word
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              front
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              'bacon'
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              it
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              A+
            
          
            
              except
            
          
            
              maybe
            
          
            
              'rancid'
            
          
            
              'rotten'
            
          
            
              or
            
          
            
              'no'
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    








