Not
            
          
            
              bad,
            
          
            
              bargain
            
          
            
              Mama....not
            
          
            
              bad
            
          
            
              at
            
          
            
              all...
            
          
        
        
        
      2
 Comments
          
            
              Biodegradable
            
          
            
              AND
            
          
            
              spicy!
            
          
            
              This
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              tossed
            
          
            
              out
            
          
            
              at
            
          
            
              Starbucks...
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              A
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              irony.
            
          
            
              Diamond-'esque'
            
          
            
              heart
            
          
            
              necklace
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              tacky
            
          
            
              hinged
            
          
            
              'rose.'
            
          
            
              $4.99...
            
          
            
              Keep
            
          
            
              it
            
          
            
              classy,
            
          
            
              Walgreens.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Worst.
            
          
            
              Marketing.
            
          
            
              Ever.
            
          
            
              Like
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              would
            
          
            
              let
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              truck
            
          
            
              be
            
          
            
              parked
            
          
            
              outside
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              place
            
          
            
              while
            
          
            
              they
            
          
            
              sprayed...
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Ordinary
            
          
            
              fuzzy
            
          
            
              socks
            
          
            
              leave
            
          
            
              your
            
          
            
              ankles
            
          
            
              exposed
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              cold...
            
          
            
              These
            
          
            
              go
            
          
            
              up
            
          
            
              high
            
          
            
              enough
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              keep
            
          
            
              everything
            
          
            
              warm
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              toasty!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Points
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              keeping
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              theme
            
          
            
              with
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              tattoo,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              failure-
            
          
            
              looking
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              an
            
          
            
              airbrushed
            
          
            
              carnival
            
          
            
              tee...
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Having
            
          
            
              your
            
          
            
              brother
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              brother-in-law
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              house
            
          
            
              on
            
          
            
              Christmas
            
          
            
              Eve
            
          
            
              makes
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              some
            
          
            
              mid-night
            
          
            
              challenges
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              us
            
          
            
              girls...
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              When
            
          
            
              can
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              (inferior,
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              course...)
            
          
            
              Android
            
          
            
              friends
            
          
            
              get
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              app??
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Only
            
          
            
              one
            
          
            
              I've
            
          
            
              found
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              doesn't
            
          
            
              leave
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              bathroom
            
          
            
              smelling
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              an
            
          
            
              Elementary
            
          
            
              School.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Mirror
            
          
            
              access
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              full
            
          
            
              instructor
            
          
            
              visibility.
            
          
            
              Score!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    








