It's not 1985 and you're not Michael Jackson

Backwards hat

Last row is awesome but loses points for not being an aisle seat.

Wish I were doing other things, but glad to have a job. Also, absence of people = productive.

Eggs, bacon, and cheese. You can't go wrong.

Pretty good, but no women present.

Tastes like candy hearts, dries your mouth out, and loses flavor in 5 minutes.

Super nice, helpful, and will live forever, because he's a vegetarian.

Friends are friends forever if the Lord's the lord of them.

Could be way worse.

Holds liquid without spilling it but it doesn't fit in the cup holder and the handle is always on the right side.