Would be great for tennis practice, but as I don't have a tennis racquet on me (plus I've hurt my arm) it's inutile.

Robust and obviously more affluent than the neighbouring Wynnum asphalt. Strangely attractive and alluring.

Useful for holding sore arm in solitary position. Useless as a navigation device. Doesn't give directions accurately.

If you step on these, it hurts and retains a lingering stench (F-). However as a piece of art it has its merits (B).

Keeps me grounded.

Not too shabby. Car drove on it without incident. Lower marks for the copious bird shit.

If thou trow such none sense (guffaw!)

Bitumen in staff car park. Very uninspiring. It just sits there. Pointless.