She said yes.

I put my buddy's face on Napoleon Dynamite's brother's body. It makes me laugh.

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Makes work a better place.

Not as good as the real thing but holds my change.

It's gummy and it's a fetus.

It keeps my coffee warm, and for that I am thankful.

Very satisfying but it's killing me.

Free because it was supposed to be Jameson and soda.

It does the job nicely.

It's a leg, it's a lamp. It has fishnets.

It makes an excellent ashtray.

It has a three of clubs

He is the best pup ever!