He's drinking the water! We'll make a million dollars!

Drunken late night toast is delicious while drunk but I'll regret eating at a sketchy diner tomorrow.

Christmas is ruined! I gave it a "+" because it was funny.

I wouldn't be smiling with a tree up my butt..

Pretty bitchin but it doesn't have any beer in it :(

I don't know why I keep buying bananas. I don't really like them.