Mountain Dew and cigarettes. Imagine the breath.

Doesn't want no pictures, so hides.

At an adult table. What's an "adult table"?

iPad + heat pad + catnip.

"is that the iPad with the cat game on it?"

Yeah I'm 30 and wish these were a dessert option at restaurants.

Looks weird but signals ability to conserve.

Lack opposable thumbs to be of real help.

Cuteness stops my anger.

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