"We've been best friends since like... Last year... In November when we met."

Hungry Hungry Hash Amazing! @Mears Park, St. Paul

It's awesome. Gotta dig the yellow sticker. Go vacuum!

Okay, as far as marketing materials go, this is a pretty sweet showcase format...

Only taking points off because I taught her how to text. Shouldn't have. Bad date manners.

Amazing taste, but made with aspartame, which, using Snapple's lingo, is not "Made from the Best Stuff on Earth."