Your not doing anyone any good out here Mr. Lamp.

Seriously, what the hell is that thing? It's yellowish so either it's old, or it's a jaundice model.

Delicious salsa. Jar can be used to drink moonshine, make preserves

You may be happy, but you walk too slow.

Full of disease. Didn't wait for walk signal.

I'm not a hipster. I do have night terrors.

Rapper. Impressive flow. Not so sure about street cred. Needs to dress more like Drake.

Looks retro. Hard to turn. At the same level as my junk. Potential crotch damage.

Nice guy, gave me a dope hat (seen here).

Cute cuddly, but a total ass that wakes me up at 4am. Also, he licks his butt in front of me. Gross.