He must be lost - or at least really cold. If he stops traffic to come warm up in the Time Warner Center I'll give an A+

He can hover a beer above his stomach.

No matter how much hot sauce you put on your burrito this is never ok.

Never ok. Especially with sneakers.

Fried today but already a little stale.

Safe from thieves hard to get to wallet.

Hirt like shit but works.

Not only are my ankles cold, but I'm super self conscious.

It's white, so that's cool, and 16 gigabytes? Where does it all fit?

Good weight, but where's the 4th prong?

It even has a stem so I know it's real.

This canister is old, indicated by the Fairway price tag and oily sheen on top. But, its still old bay, ya know?

Was pretty good when full, but the label is falling off and it's empty and my building doesn't recycle... So no good.