Bird that's a car, not the air. Fly in the air, silly bird.

Pic clears up confusion, still gets an "A" for being cute.

Looks like her, but might be someone else. B- for confusion.

The Rock itself is not intrinsically interesting. The fact that a truck dragged it 50 yards deserves an A++. Fail FTW.

Wicker awesomeness. High back provides wide support surface, wicker absorbs emanating troll-speak sound waves with ease.

This statue endowed me with mythical chinese powers as I devoured sesame chicken. I am now able to fly.

Kudos for producing so much saliva, but fail for leaving it on the gas pump I used. Ass.

None needed. Mulletory perfection.

Tastes like someone bottled playground dirt and brown sugar, then shook it up with poo.

Blown cushions and highly worn armrests make for an office eyesore. Reminiscent of lawn cars in West Virginia.

Clutch pumping gridlock action because of some idiot spinning out in their Yukon.

Laughable excuse for soap, does not foam up at all. Similar to washing your hands with an actual peach.

Relaxing night at the range after a long week.

Excellent technical skills, however feels too l33t to attend meetings with lowly sys admins.

An "A" for effort, but execution is lacking.