The
            
          
            
              F
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              Fashion
            
          
            
              Failure.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              If
            
          
            
              not
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              comfort
            
          
            
              or
            
          
            
              attractiveness,
            
          
            
              then
            
          
            
              what
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              heck
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              look
            
          
            
              for?
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Would
            
          
            
              be
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              b+
            
          
            
              at
            
          
            
              least,
            
          
            
              if
            
          
            
              they
            
          
            
              also
            
          
            
              smelled
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              fish.
            
          
            
              Alas,
            
          
            
              they
            
          
            
              smell
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              feet.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    












