Would like a more powerful stream

It's the 21st century. Why TF does this still happen?!?

Banana was slightly too sweet. Peel was kind of slimy. Gross.

I need you to be less broken AND less pee smelling

When you gotta go

It's really trying.

Bitch be stoopin

Warm water + a hammered drunk = a lifetime of laughs!

Going to have to fix it someday.

He's pretty thoughtful

#needamicrowave

#android #Apple #pee

Yes, I already have a satellite dish. No, I don't want any of your Jesus.