Almost
            
          
            
              stepped
            
          
            
              on
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              little
            
          
            
              guy
            
          
            
              when
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              getting
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              shower.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              So
            
          
            
              baller.
            
          
            
              Can
            
          
            
              control
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              computer
            
          
            
              from
            
          
            
              30
            
          
            
              feet
            
          
            
              away
            
          
            
              flawlessly.
            
          
            
              Comes
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              handy...well....30
            
          
            
              feet
            
          
            
              away.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Reliable
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              last
            
          
            
              4
            
          
            
              years,
            
          
            
              looks
            
          
            
              snazzy,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              doesn't
            
          
            
              have
            
          
            
              anything
            
          
            
              extra
            
          
            
              to
            
          
            
              whet
            
          
            
              my
            
          
            
              whistle
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              There's
            
          
            
              no
            
          
            
              more
            
          
            
              disappointing
            
          
            
              Apple
            
          
            
              hardware
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              last
            
          
            
              decade.
            
          
            
              Heaven
            
          
            
              help
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              when
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              scroll
            
          
            
              ball
            
          
            
              gets
            
          
            
              dirty.
            
          
        
        
        
      










