#awesomosity

I could beat him

Only in Vegas

#gun

from Bruges...lamb sausage and frites on a baguette

If police came to my apartment I'd be screwed. (thems be plastic)

Makes me feel badass. #gun #fun

New .357 Mag. Capable of penetrating an engine block. Sweet.

balls!

Not real

#awesome

"E" for "effort" wasn't an option.

Taste bad, awkward.