What could be awesomer? A $1000 bill I guess...

Safe as a ninja but will it keep me safe from ninjas?

Needs a helmet. Kind of intimidating because Ray Lewis. Crappy font. But kudos on being in a really traffic heavy spot.

I love

Wut?

Creative

Seems I have to pay a crapload of money. Is that a joke? I hope so! #bill #shockeroftheday

Not sure if witty, or racist.

Plastic with transparent bits. Also: stretched Avant Garde?

Ridiculously High

Looks good im going to try it, when the slowest waitress I've ever seen finished serving all the people in line. #good #slow #waitress

Don't know what that should Mean #evil #bill