Another
            
          
            
              too-crazy-to-be-true
            
          
            
              story
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              actually
            
          
            
              is,
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              fantastically
            
          
            
              entertaining
            
          
            
              music
            
          
            
              detective
            
          
            
              story.
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              mean.
            
          
            
              Was
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              under
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              couch?
            
          
            
              In
            
          
            
              their
            
          
            
              pocket?!
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Lame.
            
          
            
              Sugar
            
          
            
              gives
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              energy.
            
          
            
              This
            
          
            
              sh**
            
          
            
              gives
            
          
            
              you
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              squirts
            
          
            
              and
            
          
            
              water
            
          
            
              wings.
            
          
            
              Should
            
          
            
              come
            
          
            
              with
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              bidet
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    










