9
            
          
            
              out
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              10
            
          
            
              doctors
            
          
            
              recommend
            
          
            
              BEER
            
          
            
              PONG!!!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Have
            
          
            
              some
            
          
            
              balls!
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              worked
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              owner
            
          
            
              of
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              company
            
          
            
              back
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              80s.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Inauthentic!
            
          
            
              The
            
          
            
              balls
            
          
            
              roll
            
          
            
              way
            
          
            
              too
            
          
            
              far,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              there
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              less
            
          
            
              mess.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Who
            
          
            
              squirts
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              golf
            
          
            
              ball
            
          
            
              size
            
          
            
              amount
            
          
            
              out
            
          
            
              at
            
          
            
              once?
            
          
            
              Nobody
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              know.
            
          
            
              Give
            
          
            
              us
            
          
            
              more
            
          
            
              useful
            
          
            
              measurements,
            
          
            
              please!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Awesome
            
          
            
              longevity.
            
          
            
              Minus
            
          
            
              because
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              left
            
          
            
              it
            
          
            
              at
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              office.
            
          
            
              Thanks
            
          
            
              Lydia!
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    











