So
            
          
            
              not
            
          
            
              sexi...
            
          
            
              Also
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              "Bigsexy"
            
          
            
              already
            
          
            
              taken?
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              That's
            
          
            
              sad
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              Saturday.
            
          
            
              Hope
            
          
            
              his
            
          
            
              friends
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              just
            
          
            
              takin
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              really
            
          
            
              long
            
          
            
              bathroom
            
          
            
              trip
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              If
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              could
            
          
            
              give
            
          
            
              this
            
          
            
              burger
            
          
            
              a
            
          
            
              higher
            
          
            
              score
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              would.
            
          
            
              It
            
          
            
              was
            
          
            
              amazing!
            
          
            
              #LGburgerwars
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              Keep
            
          
            
              it
            
          
            
              safe
            
          
            
              clowns.
            
          
            
              Why
            
          
            
              are
            
          
            
              gay
            
          
            
              bars
            
          
            
              so
            
          
            
              much
            
          
            
              better
            
          
            
              than
            
          
            
              straight
            
          
            
              bars?
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              How
            
          
            
              does
            
          
            
              that
            
          
            
              even
            
          
            
              happen?
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              did
            
          
            
              make
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              store
            
          
            
              less
            
          
            
              flammable,
            
          
            
              but
            
          
            
              I
            
          
            
              looked
            
          
            
              awkward
            
          
            
              standing
            
          
            
              outside
            
          
            
              with
            
          
            
              lighter
            
          
            
              fluid
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              It's
            
          
            
              like
            
          
            
              being
            
          
            
              in
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              shower
            
          
            
              out
            
          
            
              there.
            
          
        
        
        
      
          
            
              Check
            
          
            
              out
            
          
            
              the
            
          
            
              photo
            
          
            
              gallery
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              more
            
          
            
              hot
            
          
            
              pics!
            
          
            
              http://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/photogallery/northamerica/2.cfm
            
          
        
        
        
      
      
    
          
            
              The
            
          
            
              F
            
          
            
              is
            
          
            
              for
            
          
            
              Fashion
            
          
            
              Failure.
            
          
        
        
        
      







